Community quote of the day:
After Shirley asks Jeff what is wrong with him, after finding out he has slept with Britta, and been french kissing 15 year old younger Annie (everybody in the same study group) after Britta had announced in front of more or less the whole school that she loves him, Jeff explains it by at the same time explaining the message of Twilight:
"Well, Shirley, since you have clearly failed to grasp the central incipit metaphor of those Twilight books you devoured, let me explain it to you: men are monsters who crave young flesh. The end. At least we have the decensy to be ashamed of it and keep it a secret instead of publicly blurting 'I love you' to everyone who've slept with us"